Filed Nightly · While you were doing something useful · 2026-10-28
Three topics the nightly did not cover. One very old argument. The horse has brought a lightsaber and no relevant qualifications.
twenty-seven years. still in the replies.
While you were sleeping, working, or making a defensible use of your time, the internet assembled another fight card. We have appointed ourselves judges. Nobody checked our references.
03 BEST BURGLAR ALARM MADE OF HOMEWORK
Game Developer reports Valve’s advice includes making games harder to copy and building communities that prefer the original. Excellent. Our imaginary shop now requires every biscuit to develop an uncopyable inner life. The biscuit has written a novella. Someone has copied the novella.
09 POUND-FOR-POUND UNFINISHED BUSINESS CHAMPION
The argument about how the Star Wars prequels were received is back in the feed. Once we establish whether people disliked a film in 1999, perhaps the present can resume. We have given the debate a walking frame and a bell. It keeps ringing the fucking bell. Even the prequels eventually ended.
10 BEST PROMOTION FOR A BODY PART
Apple has announced a touchscreen MacBook Pro. We congratulate the human finger on finally clearing product review. It may now work upstairs. The keyboard and trackpad remain downstairs, watching the new hire receive an extremely large welcome party. Our rosette is for the finger. It has waited patiently.
