Filed Nightly · While you were doing something useful · 2026-10-29
Fan fiction meets roadworks. Four favourite films meet a fifth film. Two uncovered topics, one belt, absolutely no accredited judges.
unresolved sexual tension: PPE required.
While you were sleeping, working, or making a defensible use of your time, the internet assembled another fight card. We have appointed ourselves judges. Nobody checked our references.
07 POUND-FOR-POUND UNRESOLVED TENSION CHAMPION
AO3 maintenance is in the feed. Our drawing has caught two fan-fiction characters one inch from kissing and put a roadworks barrier between their faces. A slow burn with a contractor. The volunteers maintaining the archive deserve patience. Our imaginary lovers have waited 83 chapters to touch hands and would now like to speak to the fucking traffic cone.
10 BEST PRIVATE FILM FESTIVAL WITH A STRICT DOOR POLICY
Four favourite movies are in the feed. An admirably small exercise, until you have to tell the fifth one it isn’t family. Our imaginary cinema has four seats and a velvet rope. The fifth film is outside, pointing at its Criterion release. Nobody cares. The horse has eaten the guest list.
